I have two choices

"Leadbull" (leadbull911) 03/31/2014 at 23:58 • Filed to: None

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1. Write my speech now, and present it at 11am tomorrow
2. Go to sleep, write it in the morning, and present it at 11 am tomorrow

Speech is about the history of Tatra, so pic is related.

EDIT:

New plan —

Walk up to the podium

Say "I'm here to inform you about the history of Tatra."

Say "April Fools"

Walk out

Present on Thursday for a letter grade off, because it's worth it

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Leadbull 04/01/2014 at 00:00

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What would your Mother want you to do?

Leadbull > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 04/01/2014 at 00:01

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She would want me to write it three weeks ago.

Agrajag > Leadbull 04/01/2014 at 00:02

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Wing it.

puppyknuckles > Leadbull 04/01/2014 at 00:03

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Write fastest possible first draft now, don't think about it too much, then sleep. Wake up and fix the problems, and feel like it was easy to have a 2nd draft speech. As for me I will be in the bathtub.

Leadbull > Agrajag 04/01/2014 at 00:03

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That's my problem!

I always wing it, but this one requires an outline and an accompanying Power Point.

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Leadbull 04/01/2014 at 00:03

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Oh, so there's a third choice.

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Leadbull 04/01/2014 at 00:05

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Topic?

JasonStern911 > Leadbull 04/01/2014 at 00:05

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it's a speech class, so:

1. does your instructor know more about Tatra than you?

2. do you have to turn in an outline or written draft of your speech?

if you answered no to both, then wing it. I hear Tatra invented the rotator splints still used on some modern engines...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 04/01/2014 at 00:07

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Make the power point as you present. Just randomly google shit and paste in images as you speak.

Leadbull > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 04/01/2014 at 00:07

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Informative

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/01/2014 at 00:08

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I'll figure it out tomorrow morning.

Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull > Leadbull 04/01/2014 at 00:08

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I just got home from work. Very similar situation, where I have a proposal I need to get in wednesday...

Leadbull > JasonStern911 04/01/2014 at 00:13

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I answered "yes" to the second one.

I'M SCREWED

Leadbull > Ramblin Rover - The Vivisector of Solihull 04/01/2014 at 00:20

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I usually wing these things, but they've taken that option away from me by requiring a very specific outline with complete sentences and all that nice crap.

It's a SPEECH class. Why must you torture me, college?

promoted by the color red > Leadbull 04/01/2014 at 02:46

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Speak loudly, slowly, and use lots of hand gestures. It adds gravitas.